April 5th...
When I was a kid, my mom used to threaten me with the Toy Monster. If I didn't clean my room, then the Toy Monster would sneak in while I was sleeping and take toys off of my floor. Apparently he couldn't reach them if they were put away...maybe he has really short legs, I'm not sure. Regardless, he would steal my things. I definitely feared him as kid, especially after he took my beloved Bichelle, but I didn't truly believe in him until I had a toddler. I understand now that the Toy Monster does exist, and I don't know how he found me, but there is not a single hiding place in this house that I haven't looked in, not a cupboard un-emptied, not a crevice unswept...the 'I' in this puzzle is gone! As well as the 'E' from his refrigerator magnets, a few foam letters and numbers from the bathtub toys and various cars, tools and farm animals. NOTHING is a complete set for more than a day in this house and I think that meany Toy Monster is to blame completely. The one thing I didn't know until now, was that the Toy Monster and my mother were not in contact with each other, I assumed they knew each other and she would let him know when to come in and take my stuff...but no contact with me has been made whatsoever, so either my mom is still behind this, or this guy is running solo. I know I didn't give him a key that's for darn sure. All I want is for my son to learn the whole alphabet, is that really too much?
On a more serious note, Averi is for sure getting a helmet to fix that silly head of hers. We met with the plastic surgeon today and even though it took me like 5 hours of walking through that maze of a hospital, I did eventually find his office and he is VERY nice. He suggested about 6 months of wearing it, but everything is negotiable it just depends on how quickly it does it's job. It's looking like about a month more before we get the insurance figured out and the helmet made for her, than we are off and running. Cael you better watch out! Sis is going to be invincible!
Did you check under the refrigerator? I had lunch this weekend with a friend who is getting married in August and I wanted to see the ring (hadn't seen her in like a year so haven't seen the ice), but she wasn't wearing it! I kind of yelped (it was sad) but she explained that every night she takes it off (God only knows why because I'd look at it 24/7 and love how it felt) and @ home she puts it in one specific spot every night. She was staying with our mutual friend so she wouldn't be able to put it in the regular place... and then the friend's cat would steal it and manage to get it under the refrigerator - he once even had someone's car keys locked away in his treasure trove. Something about shiny objects which I understand... birds get it too but they're just creepy.
ReplyDeletelol Joy, I actually found it behind my bedroom door...my bad! But the fridge was my next place to look...
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